Monday, January 03, 2005

Trivial Truth #1

2-ply tissues come in handy when I ... come in handy.

4 comments:

aughra said...

nice.

You don't just use your sock, like a teenaged boy?

The Chief said...

I AM a woman. What, you don't squirt?
Ok, truth be told: I'm actually a hermaphrodite.
Oh, the shame you've coaxed out of me. Damn your clever ways.

Blog ho said...

Real men drink their semen. Wait, I didn't mean that. I meant...Real men use only socks or a woman's hair. That's what was supposed to slip out.

8ZERO8 said...

God I wish I had thought of that

About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.