Things I like about going on long road trips by myself (in no particular order):
1. Freely masturbating while driving
2. Singing along with ABBA songs
3. Making unscheduled stops at churches and shelters to help out
4. Using a personal porta potty (ie empty bottles) instead of stopping to pee
5. Cranking up the AC and pointing all the vents at myself
Okay, so I lied about one of them. But I'll never tell which one.
(The first person to comment that they always do these things while driving wins a Fuck You prize.)
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Road Trips Rock
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4 comments:
but you hate Abba
and your cock is always so dirty.
Yeah...I always do these things while driving...ok...that was too damn easy!
I never pee in a bottle...oh the mess I'd make...
I'm sort of hoping #1 and #2 doesn't go together.
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