Friday, July 29, 2005

Twiki vs Nick Nack




VS
PROS







  • Real name: TWKE-4.
  • A mechanical device.
  • Can hold futuristic screwdrivers.
  • Carries a robot brain on his chest.



  • Real name: Tattoo.
  • A living organism.
  • Can hold really small guns.
  • Killer sense of fashion.
  • Sideburns.
    • CONS







  • Has no fingers.
  • Has no lips.
  • Unable to run.
  • Sounds like an electrical Porky Pig.



  • Has a hairy chest which can get snagged on bushes and pointy sticks.
  • Has really small fingers.
  • Sounds like a midget taking a shit.
  • Is actually dead.
    • FIGHT!

    3 comments:

    Mike said...

    robots are of the devil and should be avoided when sighted. repent for this blog!
    God 1
    Sinners 0
    TCOJCOEMLDS

    4:43 PM
    Sharon said...

    Chief,

    I guess I'm going to hell then, but I say the TWKE would prevail.

    6:41 AM
    Blog ho said...

    i'd answer if you weren't such a douche.

    8:08 PM

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