I have cross-referenced and verified it. We are officially experiencing the initial phase of a Class 3 Zombie Outbreak in New Orleans.
Ground Zero: Reverend Zombie's Voodoo Shop. It's got all the makings:
A) It's in New Orleans
B) Dangerous mixture of religions
C) It's currently under water, with dead bodies floating around all of those crazy wacky kooky mixtures and potions which have certainly spilled out by now.
Still not convinced? Have you heard from Dick Cheney, recently? No? Maybe it's because he's been tucked away for Phase 2, you know, when the secret Martial Law Act of September 2005 is implemented.
2 comments:
george romero hates america
The zombies hate our freedom.
This thing is so awesome. I can't wait to see the movie.
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