Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Newsflash: Work Sucks!

What doesn't suck is getting home after a long day of working at a remedial job, eating a satisfying fast food dinner, turning on the cable-less television, getting bored, surfing the 56K internet for wholesome family images, deciding to go to bed because the cold is getting a bit unbearable, and realizing that you don't have homework due the next day.

Ahh, being a high school drop out roxors.
Don't let PBS and their propaganda tell you differently.

Note to self: Visit local shelter for another blanket soon. Winter, she's a-comin'!

3 comments:

Sharon said...

I'll send you a blanket. No need to go around asking for hand-outs.

Blog ho said...

send me one, too, please.

Sharon said...

Gladly. For you I'll send one of my handmade quilts. I'll have to give some thought as to the pattern, though.

About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.