If my mother ever said anything I didn't agree with (it has yet to happen), I think I would quickly like a vampire cyborg rush up to her neck and bite her voicebox out.
That way she would have to use one of those buzzer throat thingys to talk and I would move all like a robot when she talked stealing all the attention away from whatever lie she was saying.
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
Voiceboxes Are Low In Cholesterol
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About Me, Not You
- The Chief
- I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.
4 comments:
the fun part of that is that your mom is a whore.
your mom is a whore?
i think i just saw her picking up some crack.....that would be harder to do with a voicebox.
Thanks. Now I have to look at my mother's tracheaotomy in a different light.
Hey...thanks for totally perving out on my blog. I heart perverts. When shall we met for breeding purposes?
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