The Salt Monster (Licky to his friends) from Star Trek, being "very good friends" with Chewy, is pictured here along with Chewy's hillbilly American cousin, Bigfoot.
Also pictured is Chewy's mini-me clone, Chunky, created by rogue Korean scientists in the early 21st century. South Korean researcher Hwang Woo-suk [insert your own cock sucking joke here] is famous for making cock sucking jokes:
Later, Chunky would break Wookie taboo and partially shave his body to follow in his donor's footsteps to persue Thespian aspirations (not to be confused with Lesbian persperation because damn that's hawt, yo) by starring as the body-slash-stunt double in Teen Wolf and Teen Wolf 2.
It may be prudent to note that Licky is incorrectly thought by some to be related to the Abominable Snowman (AS to his friends), prehaps due to AS's obsessive compulsive licking behavior (did someone just toss my salad?).
In truth, Licky is the 2nd cousin of the Ice Monster who ironically enough nearly ate Chewy's close friend Luke Skywalker - a level 8 Jedi at the time - during the Great Hoth Depression of 32767.
This event has been a source of tension and several awkward moments between the two "very good friends" Chewy and Licky, especially when greeting each other with handshakes or the traditional two-armed bear-hug.
Monday, January 09, 2006
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About Me, Not You
- The Chief
- I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.
2 comments:
chewy is a bitch
Hoth.
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