Thursday, January 05, 2006

This Just In

Lindsay Lohan, who was still in the hospital Wednesday after suffering a massive asthma attack, told Vanity Fair magazine that she suffered from bulimia and has done drugs.

Haha, made you care.

2 comments:

fatrobot said...

i hope her boobs get back to normal

Anonymous said...

lies! she's a nun

About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.