Monday, February 13, 2006

Accidents Happen

I say just send Dick Cheney to Iraq on a hunting trip.


Of course, us taxpayers should pay for the trip.

3 comments:

Blog ho said...

there is no spoon

Nölff said...

gggggRRRRRRR

Anonymous said...

i think there should be an agency that trains porn stars to be assassins. the whole vice president thing is uncovered now :(

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