Thursday, February 17, 2005

Note To Self

7 Things Not To Buy Used

7. Photographic film
6. Fruit
5. Tooth brush
4. Chewing Gum
3. Toilet paper
2. Condom
1. Tampon

4 comments:

Blog ho said...

Is this in order of importance or did you fuck it up again?

Chief Wannahockaloogy said...

Stay out of my notes, bitch.

8. Blog Ho's sweet, sweet love.

Blog ho said...

So you did fuck it up. Nice job, Chief.

sCruuw said...

I can feel the love!

About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.