Friday, September 02, 2005

Totally a Class 3 Outbreak Scenario

I have cross-referenced and verified it. We are officially experiencing the initial phase of a Class 3 Zombie Outbreak in New Orleans.

Ground Zero: Reverend Zombie's Voodoo Shop. It's got all the makings:

A) It's in New Orleans
B) Dangerous mixture of religions
C) It's currently under water, with dead bodies floating around all of those crazy wacky kooky mixtures and potions which have certainly spilled out by now.

Still not convinced? Have you heard from Dick Cheney, recently? No? Maybe it's because he's been tucked away for Phase 2, you know, when the secret Martial Law Act of September 2005 is implemented.


Blog ho said...

george romero hates america

Jinxy said...

The zombies hate our freedom.

This thing is so awesome. I can't wait to see the movie.

About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.