Thursday, May 29, 2008

Scientific Fact #3 You Are Too Afraid To Question

Body moles are scattered remnants of your unborn twin which were absorbed by your forming body during gestation. Moles contain traces of hair and/or enamel which your body is rejecting.

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About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.