Sunday, December 14, 2008

SO CLOSE

Bush’s Texas Air National Guard training allows him to identify a bogie:



"So what if a guy threw his shoe at me?" he said.

Mind numbing. Goodbye and good riddens, George.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

that makes me so god damn mad.

are you telling me that an iraq threw a shoe at the president of the usa?

between you and me, i think we should invade those fuckers and teach them some manners.

between you and me.

9:34 AM

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