Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Take An Extra Pair of Socks To The Theater

Go See Avatar at a theater. In 3-D. Don't wait to rent it. Don't steal it off the innernets. Don't miss this amazing movie. I don't remember the last time I was this excited about a movie. It's amazing. Did I mention it's amazing? Not only is it amazing, but it's huge and freaking awesome. You won't be sorry.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

were your main socks covered in jizz?

About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.