Friday, February 19, 2010

The Eligo Nasus Digitus Axiom

Picking your nose is not only an art, but it is also a science. It is an art because only you can do it right. It is a science because there are physical rules and limitations that must be adhered to.

Eligo Nasus Digitus axiom: One may successfully pick their nose a maximum of 10^1 iterations prior to clearing a digitus.

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About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.