Sunday, April 18, 2010

Alians Abducted My Smarts!



It's curious how some people are so blind to the truth just because they can't reconcile it with their expectations.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

do you mean that Smart girl abducted in utah? sad story.

Anonymous said...

what was her name, anyway? Jessica Smart? something like that.

Anonymous said...

it just came to me. Elizabeth Smart.

About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.