Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Adding an Unholy Virtual Printer

And Satan smirked down upon the unholy offspring of Apple and Microsoft, hereto known as Parallels Desktop and spake, saying:

"pstopdffilter/pstocupsraster failed with err number -31000"

And from upon high, His voice echoed across the plains from the mountains, decreeing in response,

In my name, Install ALL drivers and software on VM. Thoust shall Open Control Panel and ADD PRINTER. With my mercy, Select Local Printer attached to this computer. Thou shall Select "Create a new Port" and select Standard TCP/IP Port. And lo, Welcome to Add Standard TCP/IP Printer Port Wizard opens. And Yeah, Add Port: Type in IP address - Airport IP address is 10.0.1.1. And Ye shall Additional Port Information Required: Device Type: Custom (do not change default settings). And lo, Install Printer Software screen should come up. Select printer driver. And thus, Use Existing Driver may come up - Keep. For thou shall Print Test Page. Amen.

- from the books of WWCO.COM, PARALLELS.COM, and COMPUTING.NET.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

lolblackjesus.

w/e.

asd said...

lol sounds like your a good believer my friend.

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