Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Those Crazy Mars Rovers





Please mark today as the day when I told you that one day NASA will abandon those two Mars rovers, Sasquatch and Lucy or whatever that little Russian girl named them, because nobody wants to pay for their monitoring anymore. Furthermore, please try to forget that I also told you someday an alien culture will find them abandoned and build a mothership to return them back to Earth where they will unleash their vengeance upon us.

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About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.