Monday, August 01, 2005

Math Gives Me Headaches

 1 Saturday night out
+3 Manhattans
+2 Long Island Iced Teas
+3 shots Whiskey
+2 shots Vodka
+1 shot Jägermeister
+0 beers
+3 cigarettes
+1 cigar
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1 Sunday in bed
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2 comments:

Sharon said...

Long Island Iced Teas have historically gotten me in a heap of trouble. It's because of those that I failed symbolic logic.

Yeah, that was the reason.

11:58 AM
aughra said...

I miss Gin.

10:47 PM

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