Bush Math

Cheney, meanwhile, has unleashed another salvo against critics, calling them "corrupt and shameless" for accusing the administration of twisting pre-war intelligence.

Cheney said Monday that criticism of the Iraq war is acceptable but that some Democratic senators were "dishonest and reprehensible" for suggesting that President Bush lied to the nation about the war.

Mr. Bush, who was returning Monday from a tour of Asia, praised Murtha as "a fine man" and said that disagreeing with the administration was not unpatriotic.

Let's review:

corruption + shameless + dishonest + reprehensible <> unpatriotic

Therefore, by the law of inverse:

corruption + shameless + dishonest + reprehensible = patriotic

Which allows me to conclude:

The Bush administration is the most patriotic I've seen my entire life!