Monday, November 21, 2005

I'm Feeling Sick, Again

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - An ex-aide to former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay pleaded guilty to conspiracy on Monday in defrauding Indian tribes of millions of dollars and lavishing gifts upon a member of the U.S. Congress.

DeLay, a Texas Republican, resigned as majority leader in September after being indicted on conspiracy and money laundering charges in Texas related to a campaign finance investigation. DeLay has maintained his innocence and hopes to ultimately regain his powerful leadership post.

Somebody, please, stop this madness.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i want to have your children

11:10 AM

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About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.