Monday, November 08, 2004

Sibling for Sale, Cheap

My sister? She is a stupid, pretentious, overbearing marvel. She maketh me shiver in rage, and she sucketh the life from my body. How did Seinfeld's Costanza's dad put it...Ah, yes: "Serenity now!"

Stupid, adj.: 1. Lacking mental and physical alertness and activity: hebetudinous, lethargic, sluggish, stuporous, torpid. Slang : dopey. 2. Lacking in intelligence: blockheaded, dense, doltish, dumb, hebetudinous, obtuse, thickheaded, thick-witted. Informal : thick. Slang : dimwitted, dopey. 3. Chief Wannahockaloogy's sister.

Pretentious, adj.: 1. Characterized by an exaggerated show of dignity or self-importance: grandiose, hoity-toity, pompous, puffed-up, puffy, self-important. Informal : highfalutin. 2. Marked by outward, often extravagant display: flamboyant, ostentatious, showy, splashy, splurgy. 3. Chief Wannahockaloogy's sister.

Overbearing, adj.: 1. Overly convinced of one's own superiority and importance: arrogant, haughty, high-and-mighty, insolent, lofty, lordly, overweening, prideful, proud, supercilious, superior. Idioms: on one's high horse. See ATTITUDE . 2. Tending to dictate: authoritarian, bossy, dictatorial, dogmatic, domineering, imperious, magisterial, masterful, peremptory. 3. Chief Wannahockaloogy's sister.

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Anonymous said...

I know this woman and she really is cheap.

Knottyboy said...

sometimes blood relations are such a pain in the ass. Not just sisters.

About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.