Friday, December 24, 2004

Fabrizio the Jerk

Yo, Angela!
What you lookin' at, eh?
Me? Yous can call me Fabrizio the Jerk, ok?
What can I you, eh?

Mafia Name Generator


Sharon said...

You may call me Sandra the Suit, apparently.
Though the name Sandra does not suit me, I swear.

Sharon said...

...and my Pirate name is Lazy Eye Andrea.

My pet name was disgustingly inappropriate.

Anonymous said...

I love you too fucko, now you may go grab ur daddy's gun and become a fucking statistic, bitch.

Blog ho said...

Very angry fan you have, chief. Merry xmas =)

aughra said...

Skinny Lidia Milano, cooking zitti ova here.

Sharon said...

Sandra the Suit, back to wish you a Happy New Year. :)

Chief Wannahockaloogy said...

I got ur daddy's gun right here, you fuckin' fessacchione recchione ceffo. I'll stick my minchiazza up ur culatun culone, you goddamn ciuccia cazzi.

Make up your very own filty, disgusting italian insult.It's fun and educational!

About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.