Thursday, December 23, 2004

Another Rotation Around Sol

I'm officially on vacation from work.
My plan for the next ten days: Rotate pairs of sweats and stay inside.
Oh, and do that "tear into foolishly wrapped presents" celebration thingy.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
(hang in there Dick Clark, we need yooou!)

4 comments:

Blog ho said...

Sounds fun. May I come?

Anti-Blogger said...

Christmas is here? Why didn't anyone tell me? Damn...any gift ideas?

Sharon said...

Merry Christmas, Chief.

Chief Wannahockaloogy said...

Here's a gift idea: Something for me.

About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.