Monday, January 31, 2005

I'd Hit It


Unless, of course, it kicked my ass first - which has been known to happen.

2 comments:

Ms. Lori said...

Ms. Shepherd's real name is Molly B. Weinerklacker.

That'll be ten dollars.

Thank you and good night.

Anti-Blogger said...

I love my sheep soft and sexy.

About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.