Monday, January 03, 2005

Trivial Truth #1

2-ply tissues come in handy when I ... come in handy.

10 comments:

aughra said...

nice.

You don't just use your sock, like a teenaged boy?

Lauren said...

omg r u serious i thought u were like a girl or sumthing i had no idea u were sum gay ass fagget thanks for pointing that out dipshit i guess i'll hear more from ur ass later

Chief Wannahockaloogy said...

I AM a woman. What, you don't squirt?
Ok, truth be told: I'm actually a hermaphrodite.
Oh, the shame you've coaxed out of me. Damn your clever ways.

Blog ho said...

Real men drink their semen. Wait, I didn't mean that. I meant...Real men use only socks or a woman's hair. That's what was supposed to slip out.

Lauren said...

well u had that gay ass pic thing on my webpage that said this is me or sum shit and it was kinda obvious that ur a guy unless u just picked that off tha internet sumwhere which it whut i was thinking.

Lauren said...

whut a f*cking loser

8ZERO8 said...

God I wish I had thought of that

Lauren said...

thought of whut??

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About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.