Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Trivial Truth #2

I wipe my own ass. It's true.

3 comments:

Anti-Blogger said...

Not true, and I have pics to prove it.

Blog ho said...

Please post pics. I could use a little ass humor.

Wyatt Junker said...

With. Your. Hand.

About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.