Monday, March 14, 2005

I Love My Mother

This is my mom. I love her very much. She is a wonderful woman who is very proud of her nails.



These are my mom's breasts. She is very proud of them as well (and rightfully so, I might add). See how she shows off her nails any chance she gets? She's a funny lady.



This is my mom's ass. As a young boy (and as a not-so-young boy), I would hit it repeatedly. So much so, that sometimes I wonder if I'm my own Dad. She really does have nice nails, I think.


3 comments:

Blog ho said...

Just FYI...you can't get prego from anal sex. It took me awhile to figure this one out, but I finally did.

aughra said...

When I was a kid I baby sat for my dad's best friend's little boy. I was looking in their closet for more diapers and found a dubbed porn. It was entitled Ginger and the Girls.

The only image I saw was of a woman with really really long nails fingering and licking another chick.

And it freaked the fuck out of me.

These pictures remind me of that.

boabhan sith said...

LOL...is that why they call you chief?

About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.