Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Trivial Truth #4

Her: What's better than honor?
Me: Inner.
Her: Inner honor?
Me: Not yet, judge!
Her: ...
Me: Get it?
Her: You certainly won't.

2 comments:

boabhan sith said...

LOL...I don't need references baby!

I'm linking to ya, big chief!

Blog ho said...

I'll be chief's reference that he sucks. and not in a good way.

About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.