I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.
6 comments:
It used to be CUNT, then I started watching Deadwood....now its COCKSUCKER...
I use fuck...a LOT, but my favorite is "Bastard!"
motherfucker is a good one. God, Peter Krause was eight kinds of hot when he said 'cock', eh?
I haven't been by here in a while, forgot how funny you are! Thanks for the great posts, I needed a laugh today :)
Wankjob!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Fuck!
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