Monday, April 25, 2005

Wendy's Restaurants Reassure Public With Free Frostys And A Sprinkling of Pubic Hair

It turns out it wasn't a human finger in the Wendy's chili after all, it was actually Rasputin's penis!!

Mmm mmm, good. Chewy, too.


Blog ho said...

who's the babe?

RuKsaK said...

Jesus - is that the start of some sick, but entirely watchable, porn flick: 'Blonde presenter does preserved dicks of the evil and famous'

He was packing it seems.

boabhan sith said...



aughra said...

I would so watch that porn.

About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.