Uncle Chief

My brother's youngest son turned six today. He started pre-school last year and has been excited about reading books and such, so I did the 'uncle' thing and got him a beginner's book (which is a big deal for me since I don't care for books):



Ok, I have a confession to make. I didn't actually buy it. I took it from my son's bookshelf. Apparently, my wife bought it for him a few years back for his birthday. Or at least that's what he told me. I usually get quite tipsy at birthday parties and don't remember them.

But for the record, I did buy the wrapping paper. And my brother is an asshole. I have the burn scars to prove it.