Monday, August 22, 2005

Cats Are Of The Devil

I don't like cats.

Cats not only frighten me, but they gross me out. All of that cat shit and hair balls and licking and staring... Bleh. That's why I say fire trucks paid for with my tax dollars should not be used to rescue cats from trees. Because, how many dead cats have you seen up in trees?


I rest my case.

2 comments:

Blog ho said...

like 2 million. but i live in NE.

Anonymous said...

Exactly.

About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.