Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Toit Grannies

me: i hate grannys with fake legs
him: i hate the ones with the fake tight pussies
me: i know!
him: i like going in up there
him: all
him: UNH
him: u tight, granny
him: u rill tight
me: stop

Ask me if he did. WRONG.

6 comments:

Blog ho said...

did he?

Blog ho said...

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Image:Noaim.gif

Alekx said...

Okay I'm strangly turned on by that....

I've been hanging around Ho to much me thinks

Sharon said...

no comment.

I can't think of any.
It's so ...existential.

citygurl said...

all I can think about are mothballs.

Sarah said...

haha.. i laugh.

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