Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Friendly Advice


It would be a bad idea to request a hard and fast hand job from this lady, unless you have a thick and mighty cock such as mine. Plus she's my sister, and she's not very good at the HJ's (yo, check it out: you can see her nips!).

5 comments:

Chick said...

Holy mother of crap...shed do you...but good!

& those nips are pure steal.

Nölff said...

I wouldn't touch that with a stolen dick.

Blog ho said...

she's hot. like your mom but her pussy isn't infected with the aids.

aughra said...

I don't know what made me laugh harder - this post, of Ho's comment on it.

Anti-Blogger said...

If you need any printing done...you can go to hell. That is where you will find it. I do wicked business cards.

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