10 out of 10 Bears Choose Beef Fat Over Used Tampons

A third experiment placed four used tampons, an unused tampon, a tampon soaked in non-menstrual human blood, and a tampon containing rendered beef fat in the middle of a heavily traveled bear path with the used tampons interspersed among the others.

Ten out of ten bears ate only the tampons soaked in beef fat.

In a fourth experiment, women on different days of their period accompanied and contacted bears who were accustomed to human interaction and were known to investigate attractive odors.

Eleven encounters involved women wearing tampons and one crazy woman wearing clothing through which her menstrual blood was soaking.

Of the twelve encounters with the women, the ten bears did not pay any attention to the lower torsos of the women.

Another woman wearing external pads during two of her menstrual cycles hand-fed four female bears and walked within two meters of adult male bears during bear mating season and did not receive any attention.

I shit you not.

Thank God for modern science.