Wednesday, October 08, 2008

News In Brief, Boxers

I cross-referenced and verified the following news headlines using the internet. You can't make this stuff up, folks.

  • The White House said on Wednesday it was "despicable" that American International Group Inc. executives spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on a posh California retreat just days after getting a federal bailout, but thanked them for the souveniers Bush was allowed to take home.

  • Reports are swirling that Britney Spears' little sister Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, who gave birth to a daughter in July, is pregnant again thanks to the jug of sperm she won from her sister.

  • Halle Berry and boyfriend trying for baby number two, hoping its not black this time.

  • Small Airplane Crashes in Southwest Houston Field, Gardeners mourn the death of hundreds of blades of grass, clash with dozens of confused potheads.

  • German doing well after 1st double arm transplant, able to balance during goose stepping.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

you'r wrong you know.

about how its spelled.

About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.