Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Personal Challenge #1

Next time nature calls, answer with both. At the same time. Not one, then the other. At the same time. Report your findings in the standard, approved format. That means you, John! LOL ur qwazie!!!1!!111!eleven!!

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About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.