If you fold a single-ply sheet of toilet paper in half, you get 2-ply toilet paper at no extra cost.
Thursday, April 27, 2006
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About Me, Not You
- The Chief
- I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.
7 comments:
i steal toilet paper from my school cause i'm poor...
I grew up on Scott tissue. Everyone called it John Wayne toilet paper.
I have a tolereance for cheap toilet paper.
i steal toilet paper from my friends, especially the wealthy ones that buy 2-Ply
That is very resourceful of you, Chief.
I like the kind on the big rolls like in a bar or gas station. The fluffy stuff breaks down too easily while I aggressively clean my backside.
New post, slacker.
actually you brainless dope, it does cost double. because youre using it twice as fast. and i cant believe that any of you other unintelligent assholes havent thought of this already. its not rocket science. jeez.
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