I'm driving in to work and I'm stuck in a thirty-minute traffic jam and I'm staring at the license place of this lumbering semi in front of me and it says "SEMI TRUCK".
Now, I know English isn't my first language, but doesn't "semi" mean "smaller version of," or "not completely"?
So I gets ta thinkin' 'bout how could this 53-foot-long, 100-inch-wide vehicle not be a complete truck?
Breaker, breaker. Any truckers out there wanna 'splain this one to me? The best I can figure, it's because it's made up of two (not one) parts - the cab and the "truck" itself.
And for the record, my handle is "Peanuts" (not PENIS).
Wednesday, January 05, 2005
Partial Sensical
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About Me, Not You
- The Chief
- I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.
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My handle? Envaginate. It's clinical.
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