Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Trivial Truth #5

I love it when I pull at a shirt's itchy tag and it rips right out without snagging or tearing the shirt. It's little things like that which make me happy to be alive. Shaving your scrote to impress your lover then having itchy stubble balls for days afterwards, not so much fun.

4 comments:

aughra said...

But I'm sure he was grateful.

See? See how I did that? How I made a joke about your sexuality by changing a pronoun, all sly like? Clever and funny, huh? Clunny?

The Chief said...

Damn you and your clever, sly, manly ways.

Blog ho said...

no, he really is a homo. he sucked my dick more than once.

sarah said...

shaving your scrotum..

i'm not so impressed with shorn scrotums.

i know how much it itches to have pubic hair grow back in.

yes.. i have a scrotum and i shave it.

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