Ha Ha, Yes

Remember when you were young and naive and didn't know anything and had to depend on others to teach you things little things like how to stand and how to wipe your own ass?

Then one day you find yourself all grown up wise to the ways of the world and master of your own destiny when all of a sudden you come across either A) someone who knows LESS than you or B) someone who knows MORE than you or - and this is the crux of this post - C) someone who THINKS they know more than you.

I am almost always that someone. I have so much to learn, yo. BUT UNTIL THAT DAY remember that I bested you right here right now.

I am also told that I dress smartly for Fridays. I'm surrounded by fools. Don't they know that it was laundry day weeks ago and only the collared shirts are left? Must I explain everything?