Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Caption, Please


"Mr. Ballsworth, chief of employee safety, mentally prepares to produce enough baby batter to coat today's appetizer."


Blog ho said...

Aquaman fell down dead when the fishermen finally caught his real mom on the end of a hook.

fatrobot said...

and we caught this tiny human in our nets
we will now pickle him for science

About Me, Not You

I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.